Konichiwa, motherf*ckers.

AHEM. Ohai, I'm Hayley. This blog is basically just an account of my fantastic awful life over the next God knows how long. I don't know whether I'll carry on with this - we'll see how it goes. But, my life is about set to get pretty f*cking interesting over the coming months, so, I thought I'd document it so it's there for people to not read.